This is not a complete list, but these are the most important things I want to be clear about from the get-go.
I DO NOT:
- carry messages to or from your loved ones, living or dead
- cast or break curses
- give medical or legal advice
- do readings for minors without a parent or legal guardian present
- tell you how long you’re going to live
- tell you anything about a handsome stranger in your future
- tell you anything about your future full stop
Readings from me are not a replacement for health care, mental health care, legal representation, or any other kind of professional help. I can’t diagnose anything, treat anything, or prevent anything. I’m not saying that I’m not responsible for what I say; I’m saying I’m not responsible for what you do, is all.
Basically, I’m not trying to sell snake oil and I’m not trying to get sued because you light your life on fire after talking to me. Fair?